{"product_id":"redneck-peanut-butter-habanero-coffee","title":"Habanero and Peanut Butter Coffee","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003eRedneck Coffee®:  Peanut Butter \u0026amp; Habanero Flavored Coffee\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFuel for the Wild Side of the Shift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody at the station house had way too much free time, a bag of hot peppers, and a jar of cheap peanut butter and somehow this absolute train wreck of an idea actually worked. \u003cb\u003eRedneck Coffee®\u003c\/b\u003e isn't for pinkies-out coffee snobs. It’s for the guys in the bay who fix things with duct tape and hammer standard coffee down just to stay awake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re sick of coffee that tastes like wet grass and expensive hot water, this will put some new hair on your chest—or burn it off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Flavor Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e First you taste smooth, sweet peanut butter. Then, right when your brain thinks everything is fine, the habanero pepper kicks the back of your throat. It’s spicy, it’s nutty, and it makes zero sense until you drink it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Energy:\u003c\/b\u003e Loads of high-caffeine heat to drag your tail out of bed at 3 AM when the tones drop and you'd rather be literally anywhere else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Straight raccoon behavior. It smells like a snack, burns like a dare, and leaves the whole kitchen table asking, \u003ci\u003e\"Why is this actually good?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuit drinking wimpy coffee. Put a pot on, take a sip, and show the rest of the shift what real bad decisions taste like.\u003cspan style=\"color: #f20a0a;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Firehouse Coffee","offers":[{"title":"12oz Bag \/ Ground","offer_id":43906916679929,"sku":"Habanero Peanut Butter-1","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12oz Bag \/ Whole Bean","offer_id":43906916712697,"sku":"Habanero Peanut Butter-2","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16oz Bag (1 Pound) \/ Ground","offer_id":43906916745465,"sku":"Habanero Peanut Butter-3","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16oz Bag (1 Pound) \/ Whole Bean","offer_id":43906916778233,"sku":"Habanero Peanut Butter-4","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5lb Bag \/ Ground","offer_id":43906916811001,"sku":"Habanero Peanut Butter-5","price":99.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5lb Bag \/ Whole Bean","offer_id":43906916843769,"sku":"Habanero Peanut Butter-6","price":99.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0324\/3655\/1811\/files\/Redneck_Habanero_Peanut_Butter_Flavored_Coffee.jpg?v=1782257379","url":"https:\/\/firehousecoffee.com\/products\/redneck-peanut-butter-habanero-coffee","provider":"Firehouse Coffee ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}