A red 12-ounce bag of Firehouse Coffee Shit Show flavored coffee stands on a burlap-covered surface against a soft gray patterned background. The front label features the Firehouse Coffee logo above the product name “Shit Show.” Flavor notes include Old Fashioned Whiskey, Vanilla Custard, and Butterscotch, illustrated with candy graphics. The label also includes the Firehouse coffee bean mascot wearing a firefighter helmet, checkboxes for ground or whole bean coffee, the net weight of 12 ounces (340 grams)
Firehouse Coffee Shit Show Coffee – Old Fashioned Whiskey, Vanilla Custard, and Butterscotch flavored coffee available in whole bean or ground. Premium small-batch roasted coffee in a 12 oz bag.
16 oz bag of Old Fashioned Vanilla Custard and Butterscotch Coffee
Firehouse Coffee Shit Show flavored coffee in a 5 lb bulk bag featuring Old Fashioned whiskey-inspired flavor with smooth vanilla and rich butterscotch notes, freshly roasted and available in whole bean or ground coffee.
12 oz bag of Old Fashioned Vanilla Custard and Butterscotch Coffee
12 oz bags of Old Fashioned Vanilla Custard and Butterscotch Coffee

Shit Show™
Old Fashioned Vanilla Custard and Butterscotch Coffee

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Backed by First Responders
Fueling Nurses and Doctors
Freshly Roasted in Maxatawny, PA

Shit Show™ Butterscotch & Whiskey Flavored Coffee

 

Fuel for the Chaos | Dedicated to the Shifts You Couldn't Make Up If You Tried

Full waiting rooms, full-moon energy, back-to-back calls, and a station house in complete disarray. When your shift devolves into an absolute disaster, normal coffee just surrenders. You need Shit Show—the brew built to survive the madness.

Dedicated to the nurses, paramedics, EMTs, and firefighters holding the line when everything goes completely off the rails, this coffee is your liquid shield against total station chaos.

  • The Flavor Profile: A fiery combination of sweet, buttery butterscotch crashing into the bold, classic notes of an Old Fashioned whiskey (complete with hints of bitter orange and charred oak). It’s rich, sweet, and ridiculously smooth—because if your shift is going to be a hot mess, your coffee better be perfection.

  • The Energy: Heavy-duty, high-caffeine premium beans designed to keep your head clear, your reaction time fast, and your sanity intact when the entire floor is blowing up.

  • The Vibe: Dark humor meets total survival. It smells like a luxury cocktail at the end of the world and kicks hard enough to drag you through a 12-hour ED disaster or a 24-hour shift from hell.

Flavor Profile:

  • 🥃 Old Fashioned Whiskey
  • 🍬 Rich Butterscotch
  • 🍦 Smooth Vanilla

When the shift hits the fan, don't panic. Pour a cup of Shit Show™, embrace the chaos, and get back in the fight.