Shit Show™
Old Fashioned Vanilla Custard and Butterscotch Coffee
Shit Show™ – Old Fashioned Vanilla Custard & Butterscotch Flavored Coffee
Some shifts are busy. Some shifts are complete Shit Shows™.
Full waiting rooms. Back-to-back calls. The tones won't stop dropping. The station is upside down, everyone's running on fumes, and just when you think things can't get any worse—they do.
That's the inspiration behind Shit Show™ Old Fashioned Vanilla Custard & Butterscotch Flavored Coffee, created for the firefighters, paramedics, EMTs, nurses, doctors, dispatchers, and emergency workers who know exactly what it's like when an ordinary shift goes completely off the rails.
Fortunately, the coffee doesn't have to.
Shit Show™ combines the rich flavor of an Old Fashioned-inspired whiskey with smooth vanilla custard and buttery butterscotch for a sweet, creamy and incredibly aromatic cup of flavored coffee. Warm whiskey-inspired notes provide depth while vanilla custard adds a smooth creaminess and butterscotch brings a rich, caramelized sweetness to the finish.
We carefully roast our premium coffee beans before adding the flavors, creating a gourmet flavored coffee where the coffee and dessert-inspired flavors complement each other rather than compete.
And despite the Old Fashioned whiskey-inspired flavor, there's no alcohol in your cup—which is probably a good thing if you're only three hours into a 24-hour shift.
Enjoy Shit Show™ black, with cream, or however you take your coffee when everything around you is falling apart. Choose ground or whole bean coffee in 12 oz, 16 oz, or 5 lb bulk coffee bags. Those options are already available on the live page.
Whether you're searching for butterscotch flavored coffee, vanilla custard coffee, whiskey flavored coffee, or simply a ridiculously good flavored coffee with a name that perfectly describes your day, Shit Show™ is ready for the chaos.
