Shit Show™ Decaf – Old Fashioned Vanilla & Butterscotch Flavored Coffee

Some days are a mess. Some shifts are complete chaos. And then there are the days that can only be described as a Shit Show™.

Now you can enjoy the flavor without all the caffeine.

Shit Show™ Decaf combines the rich sweetness of butterscotch and smooth vanilla with the distinctive flavor of an Old Fashioned whiskey-inspired coffee. It's sweet, buttery, smooth and just different enough to make this one of Firehouse Coffee's most memorable flavored decaf coffees.

The name comes from those shifts every nurse, paramedic, EMT, firefighter and emergency worker knows—the waiting room is packed, calls won't stop coming, everything that can go wrong seems to happen at once, and somehow you're expected to keep the whole operation moving.

That's a Shit Show.

Our decaf version begins with quality Swiss Water® Process decaffeinated Arabica green coffee beans. We roast the decaffeinated beans in small batches and then add the flavor, creating a fresh-roasted decaf flavored coffee without sacrificing the personality that made the original Shit Show™ a Firehouse Coffee favorite.

Flavor Profile

Old Fashioned Whiskey-Inspired Flavor — warm, cocktail-inspired character that gives the coffee its distinctive edge.

Rich Butterscotch — sweet, buttery flavor that rounds out every cup.

Smooth Vanilla Custard — creamy vanilla notes bring everything together for a smooth finish.

Enjoy Shit Show™ Decaf after dinner, during a late shift or whenever you want a flavorful cup without all the caffeine.

Because sometimes the shift may be a Shit Show—but your coffee doesn't have to be.